💔 EX-PARTY ANIMAL SEEKING STABILITY 💔 Name: 55 George Street, but my mates used to call me the “Moroccan Hub” (long story). Age: A refined 18th-century classic with a bit of a wild side. Location: Brighton’s Kemptown—just a stone’s throw from the seaside, surrounded by history, charm, and (apparently) noise complaints. Looking for: A responsible custodian who values a little peace and quiet. I’ve had my time in the limelight as a 22-bed party house, but the council says my rave days are over. Now, I’m ready to settle down as a respectable five-bed shared home. Turn-ons: 🏠 Being appreciated for my 1790s character, not my party potential 📜 Planning permission that’s actually followed 🌊 Seaside breezes and Brighton charm Turn-offs: 🔊 3 am shouting matches in my courtyard 🚫 Unauthorized holiday lets—I’m a home, not a hotel ⚖️ Legal battles with the council (been there, done that) If you're looking for a historic home with a lively past and a calmer future, let’s make this official. #EmptyHomes #LandAttic #Brighton #Kemptown #HeritageHousing #PropertyRestoration

Posted by Land Attic at 2025-04-08 09:06:01 UTC